Fetus: COMPLETE.

...Not!



When I typed the title to this entry I was oh so excited to open and set up my brand spankin' new printer. I did set it up. I hooked it into my computer. I put the CD installation in the drive. "Not compatible with this system", the screen said. Not believing what I saw, I clicked again. And again. One more time. One last time. Once again. Shite. Something that I was so happy about turned into complete shit. I just always think of my computer as "new", you know? Yes, I have had it for over 4 years, but it is my baby. I have saved it, I have taken it to Hawaii, I have taken it to Italy. I have taken my baby across the country and when it isn't compatible with other office instruments, it makes me so upset. Like as if it were a real baby that no one liked. Or that no one liked but they were afraid to say it. They don't even make computers like my big Mac Black anymore. Ho hummmmm. I guess this is the world's way of telling me that I need to give in and purchase a desktop. A giant desktop.

Another even more gigantic baby I had the pleasure of dealing with was my car, Metal Head. I took care of her (yes, she's kind of a bad ass) by giving her a new oil filter and getting her an oil change. She is much happier now, thanks EZ Lube. That was a great experience, but at the end, I felt like I should tip them they were so nice. Do you tip oil guys? Usually I just stay in my car while they do it, but these guys were exponentially better than Jiffy Lube, or Mr. Oil. Hmmm.

That's all for today.