Singled Out.

 My friend saw Jim Carrey in Beverly Hills which made me think of Jenny McCarthy (he dated her), who once hosted that MTV show "Singled Out" that my friends and I were OBSESSED with in the 90's. I always thought it would come back. I would totally go on it, even if just for shits and giggles...

...Anyway....

Anyone who wants to date me should know this:
(As of March 11, 2011 this is my "dating profile")

1. I am in between jobs which is, I know, SO attractive
2. I like to shop the clearance aisle of the grocery store (that one started today, until I realized the expiration date for everything, even the hummus, was today, so nevermind)
3. I like to spend most of this useless time alone
4. I don't like spending money
5. My fridge consists of 4 things: a chef salad, a BBQ chicken salad and two bottles of wine one named "Wink" and the other named "Big Kahuna" because I am a sucker for cool labels
6. I'm not really good at anything
7. Once I get a job I will be much happier, only to be down in the dumps again when that job is over, so my moods are up and down
8. I am a generally happy person except for right now
9.  I can't cook for shit
10. I like to go to the beach but not if I have to pay to park, or if there is a tsunami


Anyone? Any takers? Yeah, I didn't think so. But if anyone has anyone let me know, I will go out with them, as long as they foot the bill after they get me drunk enough to slur but not so drunk I can't stand. Keeping it classy.

(end note: please don't take this seriously. I'm not.)