In the Land of Women.

Today, I feel like a beached whale. Wait no definitely a rhino.

NO! A hippo. At least they are cute and fat. Well, at least in hungry hungry hippo and in cartoons.

If there were ever a day I wish my office were once again full of women, it would be today. I work in an office full of gay men but just because they like the same gender as I do does not mean they know what we go through. If you haven't guessed yet, I had a little emergency today. If anyone has any tips on how to prevent leakage and still look cute..PLEASE LET ME KNOW because as of right now I have a gray sweater wrapped around my ass (waist) to prevent people in this massively cramped office from seeing the colossal red stain that is neither on the front or on the back of my jeans. It is in the middle, so yes, I have to make sure I have all angles covered. In fact, I just had some sort of covert conversation in the stairwell with my awesome red headed co worker where she looked from all angles. I think I am good, I just hope I can remember to change my tampon every effing hour.

I AM almost TWENTY SIX. Why do I always feel like I just stained my Catholic school girl uniform?