Ah...

..Space.

It's amazing when people realize that space is needed. Newsflash, I have needed it for the past 3 years. So now that I appear disappointed, frustrated, annoyed at you, you want to give me space? Well, thank you SO MUCH for bringing yourself up to the surface long enough to realize that there are other people who live here. THANK YOU.

Clearly, my own apartment is needed. And my own couch that I can lay on.