Le Nerves.

Subjects/People/Things that make me nervous/disappointed/uncomfortable:

1. Turning left on a green light when there are millions of cars coming at me.
2. Seeing a guy hit on a girl who is clearly out of her league.
3. Having a guy hit on me that is out of my league.
4. Realizing that I am out of someone's league while trying to be nice. Awkward.
5. Accepting anything for free.
6. When someone else picks up the check.
7. Going to a new office.
8. Not knowing where I am going.
9. Being given an assignment and not knowing what the eff I am supposed to do/write/say.
10. Dishes in the sink.
11. A disorganized closet.
12. A man who treats me well. I think he is lying through his teeth.
13. Having a health scare.
14. Trying to ignore the red flush that comes over my face when I am nervous. People notice.
15. When my roommate is on the couch.
16. The fact that I might be alone on my birthday. (yes, even the party. I may just cancel.)
17. When people say, "don't get mad, but" and get mad when I get mad. Wait, you are the one who told me that I shouldn't be mad when you tell me something clearly disappointing, and you are mad. Holy shit, now I am confused. Why don't we just call it a day, do what you wish.
18. When people I don't know that well want to know about my sex-life (or maybe lack there of).
19. Not having anything to be unhappy or worried about. It's true. There should always be something, right? Is that even a real complaint that someone can have?
20. Being at a four way stop and not knowing when to go, as none of the other cars are going.
21. When friends do not call me back. One thing to not answer, but to not call back? Rude.  I'm not some guy you are dating, I just want to make girls night out plans.
22. When certain people text instead of call. ANNOYING.
23. When the light at a major intersection has gone kaput and trying to "wait my turn", which in L.A., is pretty ridiculous. People are self involved and selfish. They just go.

Just needed to let it out today. I promised I would not stress myself out because that leads to what I believe to be the vertigo epidemic (or some shit) that is going around...or something. The world is about to stop spinning, both literally and figuratively, and I am so excited. Although the other night I did take a face dive into the hardwood floor and somehow my toes were the most bruised. I know that because I can see a giant bruise under my nail which is underneath my hot pink nail polish.

Time to get in the shower. Hope I don't fall over! (KIDDING)